BBBBIBBY - THAT'S FUCKIN RIGHT, 6 B's!
Australian musician Peter Bibby takes the reigns this week with his preferred B's
This interview took 3 hours.
Peter is a distinguished gentleman of fine taste, so of course when I offered him the chance to be interviewed in this high profile blog he couldn't resist.
We've gone above and beyond to bring you this weeks BBB - double strength!
So let's dive right in.
BEER - Beerfarm IPL - Indian Pale Larger
"Its 5.2% but goes down like 3.2% Made local here in WA - Good people, Good beer! It's fucking delicious, gets me pretty hammered pretty quick."
BOOK - DBC Pierre - Ludmila's Broken English
I had a tough time understanding Petey's answer to this one, almost as hard a time as he had reading it.
" A clash of classic English minded disabled people ... "
something, something, something...( he goes on a bit here )...
"Madness, War and Violence. This one sucked me the fuck in. It was a struggle to read, but I enjoyed reading it."
BAND - Leo Kottke
Bibby had a hard time deciding this one with his broad musical appetite and opted for the record sitting on his turntable.
" He's not a band, he's one guy. Leo Kottke. Dads love him. Make sure you say Dads love him!"
BAD LANGUAGE - "is an art"
Peter caught me off guard with this one. I was absolutely expecting the obvious........
I was wrong.
"No language is 'bad language'.To offend people is an art. You gotta get under their skin, so its very personal. Call some dude a c#*t, he'll probably love it! So ya know, its not the language itself, it's the delivery and I personally like to tailor my use of offensive language to each and every individual"
BULLSHIT - "The Chat"
" I'll tell ya what, I reckon some bullshit is ...THE CHAT!
Nowadays ya gotta fuckin queue up to get ya morning coffee, generally it's a bit of a wait, bit of a queue. Every fuckin' dickhead wants to bother this poor barista with generic babble, their morning oats, the car, this shit, that shit! Ten people waiting behind em! I've actually noticed an $18 Bagel for sale at this particular establishment.
YA KNOW WHAT ELSE IS BULLSHIT?! - CAFES! Cafes are some bullshit! Forget the Barista save your bullshit for the Bartender. Give it a rest. Wait till the PM forget the AM!"
Peter wanted me to point out how many B's he used, good boy!
BEACH - Classified
Again - crafty fucking Peter with the cryptic shit...
"I'm not gunna tell you the name, that's too easy. Plus it's one of WA's best kept secrets... I'll describe it for you though...
It's got a ridiculous staircase, and usually far too overpopulated.
If you get down there just at the right time of day and swim out about 10m with goggles and a snorkel on, you can get a glimpse of me favourite fish, the Spotted Rock Cod! Sounds like something you might catch off a sketchy woman!"
"He's a big fish, covered in spots. Longer than the most part of my leg, not the whole leg mind you, but definitely the most of it"
"Other than that this beach offers crystal clear water, it's real good and close to home"
"Yeah look, bit tricky to say, I dunno so I'll just keep on taking each day as it comes"
Have a listen to Pete's latest offering 'Oceans' below, the B side is a fucking banger too and not gunna be released anywhere else so don't sleep on the 7". Get em at www.spinningtopmusic.com
P.S- i love Strawberry Pete and Dirty Dave!